Political Jokes - About Democrats

Crazy Woman

A wild-eyed and butt-ugly old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, DC waving a pistol. She yelled out, "I have a Kimber 1911 with seven rounds in the mag and one in the chamber. I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband!" 
A female voice from the back of the room yelled back at her, "You're gonna' need more ammo Hillary!"

Submitted BY: PatB

No Sex Nancy

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that Nancy Pelosi sued Wellington hospital saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.  A hospital spokesman replied, "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery.  All we did was to correct his eyesight."

Anonymous

The difference between the government and the Mafia?

Q: What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
A: One of them is organized.

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