Political Jokes - About Democrats

Shark Week - Bait

One day, the pope was in from Italy and after a rough week of meetings he decided to go see the beach at Martha's Vineyard. When he arrived he saw a man struggling for his life against a shark. Upon a closer look he realized it was John Boehner. Horrified, he starts to call for help when the presidential speed boat pulls up along side Mr. Boehner, with Barack Obama and Joe Biden on board. Joe Biden leans over and pulls Boehner out. Then Barack and Joe begin to beat the shark to death with baseball bats. The two men notice the Pope and land the boat on the beach. The pope says to the men, "I know there has been a lot of strife in this administration, but I can see that you men have mutual respect and would help each other when it really counts. You have my blessings." The pope packs off and drives out of site. Obama asks, "Who was that?" "That was the pope Mr. President, he is all knowing, in touch with God and leader of the Catholic Church," says Biden. Obama says, "Well that's all neat and fine, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Hows the bait holding up?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Fishing Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week)
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Anonymous

Hillary Voters

Q: What do you call half of Hillary's voters?
A: Deportable

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats)
Anonymous

Crazy Woman

A wild-eyed and butt-ugly old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, DC waving a pistol. She yelled out, "I have a Kimber 1911 with seven rounds in the mag and one in the chamber. I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband!" 
A female voice from the back of the room yelled back at her, "You're gonna' need more ammo Hillary!"

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
Submitted BY: PatB