One-Liner Jokes

Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Categories: Cross the Road Jokes , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

Cost of Marriage

The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "I don't know, son" he said. "I'm still paying for it."

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Jokes about Families
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Anonymous

Dress to Kill

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.  Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous