One-Liner Jokes

Cost of Marriage

The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "I don't know, son" he said. "I'm still paying for it."

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Dress to Kill

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.  Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

Anonymous

Football Dog

Q:  Why didn't the dog want to play football?
A:  It was a boxer!

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