One-Liner Jokes

Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Art School

Q:  Why did the nurse go to art school?
A:  To learn how to draw blood!

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Air and Sex

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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