One-Liner Jokes

Never Satisfied

Ghosts are hard to impress.
They boo everything.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Country Rewind

What is a country song played backwards?
Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your car starts, you get your job back and life is great.

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Anonymous

Art School

Q:  Why did the nurse go to art school?
A:  To learn how to draw blood!

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