One-Liner Jokes

Impressive Jobs

When I'm trying to impress a girl, I tell her I work in the oil business for one of the world's biggest companies.
Sounds better than "I make the fries at McDonalds"

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Written By: KielPhillips

On Time

My grandad lost a lung during the war.
That's why he was fired from his medical courier job.

Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Get Rich Quick!

Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes
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