One-Liner Jokes

Elephant Exit

Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't. You get down from a duck.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

A bookworm!

Q:  What reads and lives in an apple?
A:  A bookworm!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Stuck on Blonde

The power went out at the mall yesterday causing 14 blondes to be trapped on the escalator for over an hour.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
Submitted BY: erynn renee