One-Liner Jokes

Polish Dogs

Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.

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Anonymous

Shopping Blues

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Anonymous

Mistaken Identity

I was once involved in a case of mistaken identity. It was a good thing, because if they hadn't got the wrong person, I'd be in prison right now.

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