One-Liner Jokes

Turn You Off

I wish I had a hearing aid so I could turn you off.

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Anonymous

Undercover Doc

My local hospital has a surgeon who is also a spy.
They only use him for special ops.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Five Days

I go to the gym five days a week.
I have to, I work for the cleaning staff.

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Written By: KielPhillips