One-Liner Jokes

The Miracle of Christmas

I think the real miracle of Christmas is how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!

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Anonymous

Mouse Code

Q: What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
A:  Mouse code!

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Anonymous

Unwanted Guest

Went to a Halloween party dressed as Covid.
It got a bit boring, so I suggested a game of tag, but nobody wanted to catch me.

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Written By: KielPhillips