One-Liner Jokes

The Missing Case

Dr. Watson is late for his flight because a man is sitting on his luggage.
Sherlock Holmes is on the case.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Tombstone Epitaph

Here lies an Atheist.  All dressed up and no place to go.

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Dinosaurs

Q:  What's a lesbian dinosaur?
A: lickalotofpuss !
Q: What's a gay dinosaur?
A: lickdicknopuss !

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