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      Look Away
I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high.
She looked surprised.
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                        The Fish
Q:  What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?
A:  "Dam."
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                        Muffler Dream
I had a dream that I was a muffler
I woke up exhausted
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