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Conductors Change a Bulb

Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven. [Indignant nose upturning] Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Computer Users to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many first-time computer users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on.

Light Bulb - Macintosh Engineers

Q: How many Macintosh engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None - it has to be done by a local authorized dealer.

Elephants to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb!

American Wrestlers

Q: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 5. One to change it 4 to fake it.