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The Lead Singer

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

Blondes to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.

Light Bulb - Straight San Franciscans

Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Both of them.

Conductors Change a Bulb

Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven. [Indignant nose upturning] Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Computer Users to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many first-time computer users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on.