Light Bulb Jokes

How Many Blondes Does It Take...

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

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Lawyers and Lightbulbs

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.

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The Q Lightbulb Joke

Q: How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Here, now, wouldn't you rather have this Super-Nova?

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