High Tea with Dad

A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, "Watch this!" The little girl goes and serves the mother tea. The mother turns to the father and says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

Computer Upgrade

I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.

Yo Mama - Back Flips

Yo mama so short she does back flips under the bed.