Deep Questions

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

Knock at the Door

A neighbor's wife knocks on the door and says, "Your kids can't play with our children any more." "Why?" the man asks, shocked. "They keeping on calling the other kids gay! You should watch your language around them!"
The man replies, "They couldn't have learned it from me, otherwise they would have been calling them faggots."

Looking Forward

If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night