Jokes about Kids - School Kids Jokes

Group Photo

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Teacher Error

The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Kaitlyn, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she announced. "One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free."
Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, "I'm not free. I'm four." 

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (4th of July Jokes)
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Little Peanut

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Her mom fainted.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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