Jokes about Families

No Willy

Little boy came into the kitchen and declared, "Mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow."

Anonymous

Oldest

Dad: "You ask too many questions. Just like your older brother used to."
Me: "But... I'm the oldest."
Dad: "You are now"

Anonymous

Broom Talk

Q: What did mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It's time to go to sweep.

Anonymous