Sooner

A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"

Televsion 800 Number

We were watching this commercial on television. Commercial said, 'If you're having problems with your mama whipping you, call this 800 number.' I called that number. My mama answered the phone.

Three Kids

Anna's mother has 3 kids, the youngest daughter's name is Penny,  the middle daughter's name is Nickel. What is the oldest daughter's name? You think you know it??? Aww,  a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime,  but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!