Sleeping Blonde

Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
A: She forgot to close her eyes.

Yo Mama - Crime Wizard

Yo mama so stupid she stole free samples

Educational Priority

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
January 12, 1993 Rhett Jacobs, Democratic candidate for the South Carolina House and a man who listed "education" as his top priority, submitted a required campaign disclosure form in October, handwritten, on which he detailed expenses for "filling fee," "campain work" and "litature."