Insult Jokes - Stupid Insults

Surprise

One day, a blonde left work early to go home and surprise her husband with a big dinner. When she got home she saw her husband's car in the drive way and thought "Aw, shoot there goes my surprise." When she got inside, she heard something coming from her bedroom. She looked in and saw her husband humping her sister. She ran out of her house and went to a sporting goods store. After buying a gun she went home and ran into her backyard. She pulled out her gun put it to her head and let out a shrill scream. Her husband ran outside and saw his wife with the gun and said, "Honey, please don't do it!" The blonde screamed, "Shut up asshole, you're next!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Giving Birth

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born, she saw the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Glass Wall

Yo mama so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
Anonymous