One day, a blonde left work early to go home and surprise her husband with a big dinner. When she got home she saw her husband's car in the drive way and thought "Aw, shoot there goes my surprise." When she got inside, she heard something coming from her bedroom. She looked in and saw her husband humping her sister. She ran out of her house and went to a sporting goods store. After buying a gun she went home and ran into her backyard. She pulled out her gun put it to her head and let out a shrill scream. Her husband ran outside and saw his wife with the gun and said, "Honey, please don't do it!" The blonde screamed, "Shut up asshole, you're next!"
Yo Mama - Glass Wall
Yo mama so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Q: Did you hear the one about the roof?
A: Never mind, it's over your head.
Yo Mama - Easter
Yo mama so stupid, her parents let her hide her own Easter eggs.
Yo Mama - Meow Mix
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.