Insult Jokes

Yo Mama - Star Wars

Yo mama so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

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Yo Mama - Scale Talk

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

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Punishment

Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?
A: I don't want the neighbors to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear

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