Insult Jokes

Dave's Adventure

There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Roadkill

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks at roadkill, it runs away.

Anonymous

Hula Hoop Insult

You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!

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Submitted BY: SANDYLAUREL13