Insult Jokes

Yo Mama - Giving Birth

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born, she saw the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
Anonymous

What's on your Neck?

Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.

Categories: Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
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Anonymous

Dave's Adventure

There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
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Anonymous