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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Roadkill

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks at roadkill, it runs away.

Hula Hoop Insult

You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!

Yo Mama - Playing Pool

Yo mama so fat, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.

Yo Mama - Bungee

Yo mama so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she collapsed the bridge.

Yo Mama - Record

Yo mama so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.