Yo Mama - Roadkill
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks at roadkill, it runs away.
Hula Hoop Insult
You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!
Yo Mama - Playing Pool
Yo mama so fat, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.
Yo Mama - Bungee
Yo mama so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she collapsed the bridge.
Yo Mama - Record
Yo mama so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.