Yo Mama - Tape
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to tape glue.
Yo Mama - Godzilla
Yo mama so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo Mama - Giving Birth
Yo mama so stupid, when you were born, she saw the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."
What's on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.
There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!