Yo Mama - Getaway Rope
Yo mama so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo Mamma - Teeth
Yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "I got sunshine on a cloudy day".....
Yo Mama - Breath
Yo mamma's breath is so nasty that when she burps, her teeth have to duck!
Yo Mama - Dandruff
Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"
Yo Mama - Gross Toilet
Yo mama so gross ...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!