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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Breath

Yo mamma's breath is so nasty that when she burps, her teeth have to duck!

Yo Mama - Gross Toilet

Yo mama so gross ...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!

Yo Mama - Breath

Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

Yo Mama - Garbage Man

Yo mama is so gross, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo Mama - Fishery

Yo mama so gross the fishery pays her to leave.