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Yo Mama - Getaway Rope

Yo mama so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

Yo Mamma - Teeth

Yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "I got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

Yo Mama - Breath

Yo mamma's breath is so nasty that when she burps, her teeth have to duck!

Yo Mama - Dandruff

Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"

Yo Mama - Gross Toilet

Yo mama so gross ...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!