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Fat Nickname

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your new nickname will be "Daaaamn!"

Driver's License Picture

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver's license will say "picture continued on other side."

After Thanksgiving

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving, instead of belly button lint, you'll find full sweaters.

Thanksgiving Weight

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll have to iron your pants on the driveway.

Chrurch Turkey

Q: Why can't you take your turkey to church?

A: They use FOWL language