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Thanksgiving Tip

Never eat food offered by an adorable toddler relative.

It might look like a cookie, but it's actually the flu.

Thanksgiving Tunes

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?

A: Plymouth Rock!

Thanksgiving Dinner

Q: What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

A: We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Moment

Let's all take a moment of silence for toddler parents as we prepare for a Thanksgiving day of chasing our overstimulated children around an un-baby-proofed house after they've skipped their nap and are powered only by dinner rolls and spite. Stay blessed.

Driver's License Picture

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver's license will say "picture continued on other side."