Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Feathers

Q: Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.

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For The Holidays

Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?

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Turkey Jam

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

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