Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Halloween

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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Spooky Mom

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"

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Witch Surprise

Q: What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?
A: Pot luck!

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