Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Xmas Tree

Q: Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
A: Because it stays up, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on.

Anonymous

Santa to the Blondes

Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
A: "Ho. Ho. Ho."

Anonymous

Jodi's Purse

A drunk guy calls a radio station on Christmas day and asks for the DJ. He tells him that he found a purse outside the mall. It has $1500 in cash, a couple of credit cards, an iPhone 13 pro, and a driver's license with Jodi's name on it."
The DJ replied, "Wow, sort of a Christmas miracle. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can return the purse?"
"No. I just wanted to request a sad song for Jodi."

Anonymous