Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Two Elves

Two elves walk into Santa's office. Santa looks up and says, "Gary, Larry, how can I help you?" Gary and Larry look at each other, then turn to Santa.
"Santa", Gary says, "Are there any elf nuns in the workshop?" Santa checks a list and says, "No, I'm sorry but there are no elf nuns in the workshop."
Gary asks, "Well Santa, are there any elf nuns working any where in our factory?" Santa checks a list then says, "I'm sorry, but there are no elf nuns working in the factory."
Gary looks at Larry and asks, "Santa, are there any elf nuns in the North Pole at all?" Santa looks at his list for a few minutes and says, "I'm sorry Gary, but there aren't any elf nuns in the North Pole."
Larry finally busts out laughing and says, "Gary fucked a penguin, Gary fucked a penguin! 

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
Anonymous

No Ho Ho

Want to save money this Christmas and need an excuse for the kids?  Just tell them that Santa had a fever and didn't make it through the pandemic.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Coronavirus Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Jingle Balls

Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?
A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Anonymous