Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Resting Clause

Q:  What's Santa called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
A:  Santa pause!

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Holiday Tattoo

A girl gets a tattoo of Santa Claus on one thigh and a turkey on the other. She wants to show that there is something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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Xmas Tree

Q: Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
A: Because it stays up, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on.

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