Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Jewish Santa

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

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Resting Clause

Q:  What's Santa called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
A:  Santa pause!

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Holiday Tattoo

A girl gets a tattoo of Santa Claus on one thigh and a turkey on the other. She wants to show that there is something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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