Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Turkey Jam

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

Anonymous

Bad Valentine Timing

Q: Why was the Valentine Late?
A: It came by U.S. Snail  !

Anonymous

Piggy BFF

Q: What do you call pigs who send Valentines?
A: Pen pals.

Anonymous