Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Kids Learn Fast

Mr. Smith took his four-year-old son, Bryan, to several baseball games where "The Star-Spangled Banner" was sung before the start of each game.
Several days later,  the Smith family attended St Bartholomew's church on the Sunday before Independence Day.  The congregation sang The Star-Spangled Banner, and after everyone sat down, Bryan suddenly stood up and  yelled out at the top of his voice, 'Play ball.'

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (4th of July Jokes)
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Turkey Jam

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Drummer Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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Bad Valentine Timing

Q: Why was the Valentine Late?
A: It came by U.S. Snail  !

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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