Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Witch Baseball

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.

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Black Christmas

Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.

Submitted BY: Jacob

Waisting Away

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.

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