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Monster Party

Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin!

Celebrating Thanksgiving

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

Easter Cross

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?

A: Bugs Bunny.

Tropical Christmas

Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?

A: "Jungle Bells".

Hocus Pocus

Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling.