Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Blacks and Christmas Trees?
Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
A: They both have colored balls.
Yo Mama - Christmas Present
Yo' Mama is so poor, all you got for Christmas was a video of other kids playing with toys.
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!