Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Blacks and Christmas Trees?
Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
A: They both have colored balls.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Yo Mama - Christmas Present
Yo' Mama is so poor, all you got for Christmas was a video of other kids playing with toys.