Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Pilgrim Pants

Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!

Anonymous

Hello Flag

Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Anonymous

Donkey Xmas

Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.

Anonymous