Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Turkey

Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!

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Up All Night

Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun?
A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"

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Holidays

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

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