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Mistaken Identity
Went to a fancy dress party and everyone was dressed as either a nurse, a doctor or Freddy Krueger. When I made a comment on how unimaginative they all were, I was called "insensitive" and told to leave the hospital burns unit.
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Knock Knock - Christmas
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
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Turkey Cross
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
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