Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Mummy Beats

Q: What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
A: Wrap.

Anonymous

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.

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Turkey

Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!

Anonymous