Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Santa's Gas Mileage

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Angry Witch

Q:Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!

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Pumpkin Carving

Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.

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Written By: KielPhillips