Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Turkey Jam

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Drummer Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
Anonymous

Black Friday Deals

Got a great Black Friday deal on a  65" 4K TV for $29.99 today.
Of course, there was a catch... The volume was stuck at the max setting so it was incredibly loud.
But for $29.99, I couldn't turn it down.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
Anonymous

Xmas Tree

Q: Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
A: Because it stays up, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on.

Categories: Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Anonymous