Reindeer Nose

Q: Why did the reindeer take his nose apart?
A: To see what made it run!

Paddy's Roses

A romantic Irishman named Paddy picked up a dozen valentines day roses for his girlfriend. He made a surprise visit to her house and rang her bell. When she opened the door and saw Paddy with the roses she smiled and gave Paddy a big kiss. Then she pulled Paddy into her apartment, seductively got undressed, sat on the couch and spread her legs wide. She said, Paddy, this is for the roses. Paddy said, Don't be silly, you must have a vase somewhere.

Christmas Wrap

Q: Why does a cat take so long to wrap Christmas presents?
A: She won't stop until they're purr-fect.