Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Holloween

Q: Why can't a ghost have sex??
A: Because he has a hollow weenie!

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Christmas Present

Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.

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Knock Knock - Arthur

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?

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