Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Monsterbate

Q: What do people do for fun on Halloween?
A: They monsterbate

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Holloween

Q: Why can't a ghost have sex??
A: Because he has a hollow weenie!

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Black Christmas

Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.

Submitted BY: Jacob