Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Santa Baby

Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.

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Santa Suit

Q: What is the difference between Santa Clause and a warm dog?
A: Santa Claus wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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Trick Or Treat

Q: Why can't Indian kids trick or treat?
A: Because they don't have anyone to curry their candy bags.

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