Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Kiss at a Christmas Party

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.

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Elephant Christmas Carol

Q: What do elephants sing at Christmas?
A: Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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Santa's Wife

Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.

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