Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights)
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
6. Family coming to stay with you
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities
3. Days off from work
2. Candles
 
And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas...
1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

Categories: Top 10 Lists , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Bill Clinton for Halloween

A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he couldn't get door-to-door with his pants around his ankles.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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What Vampires Play Poker For

Q: What do vampires play poker for?
A: High stakes!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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