Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Monster Ache

Q: Why was Frankenstein's Monster always groaning?
A: Wouldn't you if there was a bolt through your neck?

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Perfect Valentine Gift

Q: What is a perfect Valentine's Day gift for a woman?
A: A chocolate covered credit card.

Copyright © 2015 - Kim Solem - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: kimmyalan

A Ghost's Favorite Food

Q: What is a ghost's favorite food?
A: Boo-berries.

Copyright © 2014 - Juliana Palmcook - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Juliana Palmcook