Gross Jokes

The Boy with the Long Tongue and Big Lips

Q: What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom as he was masturbating?
A: "look Ma', no hands"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Gross Jokes , Riddles
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Grandma

Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Written By: KielPhillips

German Windbreaker

Q: What do you call "fart" in German?
A: Farfrompoopin!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Riddles , Gross Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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