Redneck Walk

You might be a redneck if...
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.

Time and Place

My best friend got mad at me sniffing his sister's panties. It didn't help that they were still on her. Or that all of his family was there too. Needless to say it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.

Yo Mama - Locked In

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!