Gross Jokes

School Dinners Come On A Plate

Q: What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
A: School dinners come on a plate!

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Food Jokes , Gross Jokes (Bug Jokes)
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Knock Knock - Thumpin

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumpin who?
Thumpin green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Gross Jokes
Anonymous

Piano Solo

Q: What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
A: Beethoven's last movement.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Art & Music Jokes (Pianist Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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