Funny Thoughts

Classic Booty Call - New

I'm new around here. Can I have directions to your apartment?

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Dishes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

Anonymous

Cross The Road - Blind Blonde

Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

Anonymous