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Zombie Booty Call - Match

We're the perfect match, you're drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped dead.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Doesn't Matter Anyway

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That light bulb's never getting changed.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Light Bulb Jokes
Anonymous

Viking Booty Call

Mmmmm... your lips taste like salted fish.

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